Terms of Use
Last updated: 30 October 2026. By using ParcelNeverComes you agree to these simple terms.
Parody and entertainment
ParcelNeverComes is a parody/entertainment website. Nothing on it is sold. Wishes, sparkles, trackers, delivery calls and receipts are make-believe. Nothing is sold and nothing is shipped.
Ye ek dream shopping game hai. Kuch bikta nahi, kuch ship nahi hota. We don’t ask for your phone, address or anything personal.
Fair play
Sparkles, badges, the daily dream item and mystery boxes (max 3 a day) are just for fun, have no value outside this site and cannot be bought, sold or exchanged. There is no betting and there are no prizes of any kind.
No ads
The site has no ads, and nothing on it is sold.
Dream shopping
The “Swipe karo, dil khush karo” slider is a joke: it connects to nothing and never costs you anything. We will never ask you for personal or account details, and we never call you about a delivery.
Age and personal data
Anyone can play 🎮. Model of the Week entries: 18 or older only. The site needs no account and keeps your cart and nickname on your own device. We don’t ask for your phone, address or anything personal. See our Privacy Policy.
Your content
Receipts and cards you download are yours to share. Please don’t use the site to harass anyone.