Privacy Policy

Last updated: 30 October 2026. ParcelNeverComes is a parody/entertainment site with no real sales. We follow India’s Digital Personal Data Protection Act, 2023 (DPDP Act).

1. No accounts, nothing collected

Ye ek dream shopping game hai. Kuch bikta nahi, kuch ship nahi hota. We don’t ask for your phone, address or anything personal.

There are no accounts. The “Swipe karo, dil khush karo” slider is just for fun: it connects to nothing and asks for nothing.

2. What stays on your device

Your cart, wishlist, sparkles, streak, badges, nickname and invite code are stored only in your browser’s local storage. They are not sent to us. Clearing your browser data deletes them.

3. Nicknames and links

We collect no personal data from anyone. Nicknames you type for receipts or bestie carts stay on your device. Challenge and invite links carry only a nickname you choose and a random code.

4. No forms

There is no form anywhere on the site that asks for your name, phone number, address, pincode or email, and nothing you type is sent to us. To ask anything about privacy, email parcelnevercomes@gmail.com.

5. Anonymous usage counts

We keep anonymous usage counts, no personal data. To learn which parts of the game people enjoy (for example how many people answer the delivery call) and where they stop, your browser makes a random id for this site, kept in its local storage, plus a visit number and the date of your first visit. Each time you use a feature, the event name and that random id are counted. We store no names, phone numbers, addresses, IP addresses or cookies, and nothing that identifies you. The per-id event list is deleted after 30 days; only daily totals are kept. Clearing your browser data resets the id. We also use simple page-view stats that set no cookies.

6. No ads

There are no ads on ParcelNeverComes and no advertising network tracks you here.

7. Contact / grievance

Email parcelnevercomes@gmail.com. We aim to reply within 7 days.